$\mathbf{Algorithm}\ \Silly(n)\mathrm{:}$
$\mathbf{if}\ n = 1$
$\mathbf{then}\ \text{drink one pint of beer}$
$\mathbf{else}\ \mathbf{if}\ n = 2$
$\elsesp \mathbf{then}\ \text{fart once}$
$\elsesp \mathbf{else}\ \text{fart once};$
$\elsesp \elsesp \Silly(n / 2);$
$\elsesp \elsesp \text{fart once}$
$\elsesp \mathbf{endif}$
$\mathbf{endif}$